Every time a rapper gets arrested, there are “Free (insert rapper name)” campaigns, complete with shirts, stickers, songs, and tributes to the lives of these individuals – well, mostly just shirts. (“Free Gucci!” or “Free Prodigy!” or “Free T.I.!“) I always make fun of it, because it seems senseless to demand immunity from punishment just because these people are famous rappers.
But tomorrow, Lil Wayne goes to jail, and it hit me. How can you arrest Lil Wayne? We need to stand up to this, people. We can’t hold Lil Wayne to our petty, human laws. For a gun? Shit, expecting Lil Wayne to abide by the laws is as ridiculous as expecting Allen Iverson to go to practice – fucking practice, not the game – practice. I’m just glad they aren’t making him cut his hair. This giggling goblin still greets me in my nightmares.
In all seriousness, I’ll miss Wayne’s presence for the next year however long they decide to hold him, but I have a sneaking suspicion that he’s recorded enough material to hold us over for the next 3 centuries. Locking him up in a cell on Rikers Island may be the only possible way to give Dwayne a much needed break. Good luck, Lil Wayne, we’ll miss you, and we’ll be wearing our “Free Weezy” shirts until your return.
Update: Lil Wayne will not go to jail today. He had a toothache, and it requires dental surgery. So he will go to jail in March instead. No, I’m not joking.
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ahahahahaha. I thought you were be sarcastic until I finished reading this and then I just felt bad for you. This is what I get for googling “DON’T Free Weezy” shirts. smh.
You thought I were be sarcastic? I were be, kinda! You know, it be half joke!
You Googled “DON’T Free Weezy” shirts? You’re a fucking loser. Hope you get hit by a car.
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hard as fuck con… i like your style
You guys are total faggots. Lil’wayne is all garbo. May as well be listening to barbara streisand. Get on that Marky Mark man. Get off his nuts.
Btw. I hate lil’ waynes guts i just posted that other one cause I love to get people riled up over this crap. But straight good music and con, I wish you went to my school…. someone to relate to hahahaha.