Video! Ezra Koenig’s Old Rap Group

Apparently the frontman of Vampire Weekend used to be in a rap group – a rap group that made this song about pizza parties. This should be motivation for all of us who come up with horrible #fails before making it big. Hopefully one day I can look back as owner of my own record label and well-respected member of society and say “Oh look at silly, younger me, Tweeting (Follow Me) about Four Lokos and blogging with reckless profanity and no regard for professionalism.” Hopefully.

I mean, just look at Ezra. He was in the goofy white rap group talking about pizza parties. Who would’ve thought that someday he’d be in a popular indie band called Vampire Weekend singing about Ottomans? Eh, guess it’s not much of a stretch… fuck it, back to this Four Loko, bitccccchhhhessss!

Don’t get caught with caught with the wack calzone.

  • Bleakey

    Well rapping about pizza parties is only slightly less embarrassing than singing about butlers and all the trappings of a young rich fellow.

    Actually no, this is pretty effing embarrassing.

  • mike

    this is amazing

  • http://theupturn.wordpress.com TC

    I think you should strive to own a successful record company at the same time as drinking four lokos and using heavy profanity. that would be dope

  • The Real

    I begin to lose respect for the man who mocks his aim

  • Confusion

    Not really mocking my aim. I’m more mocking my behavior now. But damn, I hope that I don’t completely lose your respect. Don’t know what I’d do without it.

  • http://cuckoobird.net MP

    wow! just… wow. its the bread sticks and the way you lick your lips.