10 Things Lana Del Rey Could Do To Stop The Hate

lana knife 10 Things Lana Del Rey Could Do To Stop The Hate

1. Murder someone

Let’s just get this one out of the way. Murder is a game-changer. It always has been. Once a homicide is committed, the petty things seem to disintegrate. Plus, murder has that “wow” factor that makes for great headlines. Who cares about an awkward performance when there is blood to be spoken of, right? It doesn’t even matter who is the victim, but may we suggest Brian Williams?

  • HeatherNicole

    thank u,, exactly wat u said,, i love her and her music is beyond great!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HeatherNicole


  • herb

    How about everyone just mind’s their own fucking business and leave her alone?

  • Noor Sahota

    You know what an artist is? Everyone has lots of sides- dark, light, happy sad, crazy, sane. So far her primary theme tends to be the tragedy that is fleeting youth and life. They can have many sides to them. Lana Del Rey is not just a person, it’s an art form. An art form you can be a part of and feel every-time you listen to her music. Whether that’s in Kony Island, Santa Monica, or living the American dream. ART is not a lie, it has stories to tell, whether they are real or not. She’s perfect. Now I don’t care if she is Lizzy Grant, or who her daddy is. I LOVE her art, and don’t go researching about her history like you. Only you have time to do that. I prefer her better than those devil worshiping Katy Perry or Nicki Minaj types of puppet singers. Lana breaks the rules. No wonder she’s not as famous- she’s not a puppet like most people in the music industry.

  • ThatsTheTicket

    That sounds like the opposite of what she does, but OK. Unless I’m mistaken in thinking that everyone in Hollywood pretends to have integrity, until they’re offered a ton of money and drugs. She already sounded like she was on a bad acid trip when she was singing, she didn’t need to be exposed to the myriad of drugs in Hollywood. The bottom line is, she is marketing herself to hipsters (like those commenting on this article) and they are sucking it up through a straw because they’re morons. That’s why people become hipsters. They don’t really plan on acting like neo-hippies, they just have no personality, so they make up for it by acting like everyone else. Just like Lizzie Grant aka Lana Del Rey. She has no singing ability, but is marginally attractive, so she markets herself as the “anti-hollywood” hipster songstress. She is the biggest fucking ass-kiss i have ever seen with the most generic answers to her favorite artists, again because she has no personality. She lies about being born and raised in New York City, she was born in the mountains of upstate New York and acts like someone from the mountains of upstate New York who has just tasted coke for the first time. If there was any artist that deserves to die of an overdose, it’s Lana Del Rey.

  • Margaret

    Marginally Attractive?

  • (^ω^)

    She can’t sing for shit, she writes like a middle school girl, she represents the vibrant tumblr community of obnoxious white fourteen year old girls, she’s changed her name and image like three times, and she picks fights with her superiors.