8 Steps To Hooking Up With A Girl At A Concert


1. Pick The Right Show

This is the first and most important step. You gotta pick the right concert. If you’re going to try and pick up a girl at Jeff Mangum concert you probably won’t do well and I hate you. What are you thinking?

It should be a show that’s fun and dancey, and big venues always seem to help. Passion Pit’s going on tour soon, right? Perfect. Anything at festivals goes too, or if you like dance music/dubstep I’m sure that works just as well – if not better.

A good rule of thumb for this is whether it’s a concert you would drink at. If it’s a concert you wouldn’t pregame for or have multiple drinks at you probably shouldn’t be trying to make out. You wouldn’t get wasted at an Antlers show, and you definitely wouldn’t try to pick up someone at their show, either. Right? Please don’t do that.

That leads me to my next step…

  • PlopperLop

    This post is bad and you should feel bad.

  • poptard

    Also if theres a moshpit or something that wants to look like one; protect the unsuspecting girl and keep her on her feet, just don’t make a fucking big deal out of it, have you ever seen a superhero make a big deal out their deeds?

  • Constance

    If you’re not good at sparking conversations to introduce yourself most the times just catching her eye and not looking sheepish is enough of an ice breaker to start dancing. Maybe giver her a little smile or somethin. Only if the girl is in your league.. Don’t embarrass yourself.

  • karitakon

    Not trolling but this article is lame. The rules are pretty much is just common sense rules guys know already to meet girls, or at least should be practicing regardless of any setting.

  • Maximus

    One share on Google Plus haha

  • yesss

    is it desperate of me that i hoped this was a serious article? (unlike the festival one, which genuinely disappointed me when i saw it was a piss take). a lot of these were very obvious but i learned something from the no singing along part. another good move is to inconspicuously put your arm around her waist as you lean in to hear her talk to you over the loudness of the music. this should be done when youve made someheadway with her already though

  • JR

    Thanks! I’m def ready for my first kiss now.

  • hey ya

    You forgot the “STD Guarantee” part

  • herp

    1) be attractive
    2) be attractive
    3) dont be unattractive

  • jawad

    this shit works

  • cj

    my cousin is the lead singer of passion pit, and i found this article before going to see him at the 9:30 club. when I saw him mention passion pit in the first slide i fell out of my chair laughing!

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