Slapping A Reporter, and 5 Other Things Will Smith Could Do To Set Up A Rap Comeback


1. Have a member of his entourage (non-fatally) shot

It’s so sad that we live in a time when being associated with shootings is “cool,” but that’s another issue. For now, we are trying to figure out how to get Will a little cred boost before he returns to the rap arena. A shooting would do it, and then he could follow it up with a new song called, “This Ain’t A Movie,” or even better, a revenge song called “Thug Massacre.”

“You heard Will Smith’s crew got shot at? His boy was hit.”

“Oh word? He got any new shit coming out?”

  • PancakeMcKennz

    Oh, gawd #2 why. haha
    #5 sounds cool too. Too bad they gave that to Pitbull, though.

  • oohla vegas

    hip hop has come far for these type of stereotypes. although i figured it was meant to be satirical

  • Confusion

    Not satirical. I believe Will Smith should have his friend shot.

  • GB

    a legit Big Willie Style 2 album would be dope.. plus I’m sure there will be an MIB 3 soundtrack with a theme song

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