Nicki Minaj, Funkmaster Flex, and A Series Of Dramatic Events

nicki minaj Nicki Minaj, Funkmaster Flex, and A Series Of Dramatic Events

After listening to this for over an hour, there is not much else to be said. If you’re not up to date, here’s what went down. Nicki Minaj was scheduled to headline Hot 97’s Summer Jam 2012, and then some things happened:

01. Peter Rosenberg said this.
02. Lil Wayne tweeted this.
03. Then Nicki was like “this.”
04. People on Twitter were all “this” and “that.”
05. Then I was like.
06. Flex announced that Nicki would be on his show, shit was about to get serious.
07. And I was like.
08. But then.
09. Then Nicki called into Flex and they yelled at each other and Flex got totally owned at some points but then you’re like, “Oh, wait, I’m actually listening to his show right now along with a lottt of other people and it’s because of this so maybe he’s winning.”
10. Then Flex dropped some bombs.
11. And things got dragged out into the morning but nobody cared because we were all eating fish breakfasts while we chanted “YOLO” and spat fish bones into the air.
12. And for that one day in 2012, we all lived as vikings.

Wow, if you actually clicked all those links and read the fish bone part you just got trolled so hard.

 
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  • http://www.facebook.com/thispageislame Chris Is Lame

    Siri is such a tease.

  • Joel

    I can’t believe I just wasted all that time listening to Nicki Minaj blabber about women rights bullshit.

    In the end, Flex is actually being reasonable and saying true stuff, while Nicki blabbers on for an hour. This is what is wrong with music – I’m not suggesting murder, but Nicki needs to stop existing.

  • mike

    Yes I got trolled hard. Thought all of it was relevant. But then I realized I’m about to listen to a Nikkolous Minaj interview who is irrelevant. Now I’m going to smoke a cigarette. :/

  • ThatGuyOverThere

    Do they know that if they didn’t bring any attention to it no one would’ve even remembered that Rosenberg even said that?

  • Confusion

    @Chris Siri is so naughty. I’m like “Siri you look beautiful.” She’s like, “Stop.” I’m like, “No you stop.” Then it gets dark outside and I realize I haven’t eaten today and I’ve soiled myself.

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  • Zoxxan

    Ok, I got trolled, but this made me laugh, so I guess it’s ok.

  • PancakeMcKennz

    It’s just not a good time for YMCMB right now. Time for a classic P&P “What YMCMB Can Do to Improve Their Image” post.

  • Confusion

    I’m not sure Young Money is in a bad place. Drake, Nicki, Lil Wayne are all stars, and as much hate as all three get, they sell a lot of records and they can afford to be like, “Oh you talked shit on us, we’re not performing your festival.”

  • a guest but not really

    starships were meant to fly , opposed to seaships which were meant to float. #fact.

  • http://deeepcuts.blogspot.com codine

    Flex is pretty obnoxious here. Tip-toing around the issue…Your homeboy F’d up apologize and it’s over. If you feel like that isn’t real hip hop, then come out and say it. But it is absolutely up to the artist if they want to go on or not, don’t talk shit about your headliner haha

  • http://deeepcuts.blogspot.com codine

    Then again we are listening to 2 people argue who have the combined intellect of a high-school student so it’s bound to be a lose-lose

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