Texas Sheriff Department Tells Fiona Apple To Shut Up And Sing

0924 rusty fiona 2 Texas Sheriff Department Tells Fiona Apple To Shut Up And Sing

The story of Fiona Apple‘s arrest gets even more interesting. After the arrest, Fiona publicly responded to an audience in Houston. Now, the sheriff’s department is firing back. Hudspeth County Sheriff’s Department’s Public Information Officer Rusty Fleming wrote, in summary, “Just shut up and sing.” Somehow, we really doubt that Fiona Apple will take that advice.

First, Honey, I’m already more famous than you, I don’t need your help. However, it would appear that you need mine.”

Two weeks ago nobody in the country cared about what you had to say, — now that you’ve been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump-started. Don’t worry Sweetie, I won’t bill you.

Next, have you ever heard of Snoop, Willie or Armand Hammer? Maybe if you would read something besides your own press releases, you would have known BEFORE you got here, that if you come to Texas with dope, the cops will take your DOPE away and put YOU in jail.”

Even though you and I only met briefly in the hallway, I don’t know you but I’m sure you’re an awesome and talented young woman and even though I’m not a fan of yours, I am sure there are thousands of them out there, and I’m sure that they would just as soon you get this all behind you and let you go back to what you do best—so my last piece of advice is simple “just shut-up and sing.”

Sincerely
Rusty Fleming

(TMZ)

  • CK

    Interesting, he didn’t even ATTEMPT to actually respond to any of the allegations.

  • http://mostlyjunkfood.com marc

    i love crotchety old dudes who refer to all drugs (including pot) as ‘dope’

  • http://www.pigeonsandplanes.com Jon Tanners

    @ Marc – aka my dad.

  • Britt

    Anyone who starts with a condescending “honey” is a gigantic piece of shit, so uhhh

  • Bloedig

    Sounds just like a good ol boy sheriff you would see in any B rate movie. lol Why even respond to her anyway? Guilty, defensive, what happened down there?

  • Confusion

    TRUE!

  • Pi

    “I can promise you honey, you don’t have a bigger dick than me.. I’m from Texas.”

  • bryck

    Rusty Fleming is more famous than Fiona Apple.

  • DT

    To be an ass, you can’t shut up AND sing, it’s impossible.

  • SK

    sigh…too much Fiona love on here. I don’t think I’d be safe if I supported the sheriff here :P

  • PancakeMcKennz

    “Shut Up and Sing” sounds like an album title.

    *googles*

    Oh, it’s a Dixie Chicks documentary. Well, that puts this into perspective.