Drake’s Birthday Celebration, Hour By Hour

posted by on October 24, 2012 in Audio, Features, Lists
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Drake Birthday Feature Drakes Birthday Celebration, Hour By Hour

Today Aubrey “Drake” Graham turns 26. In Drizzy’s honor, we constructed what we imagine to be the course of events that went down as he celebrated. It involves tears, blood, DJ Khaled, and sweaters. Drake gets enough shit already, but we figured hey, it’s his birthday. And also he’s really rich. Happy birthday, Drake.

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  • https://twitter.com/JayB_ jaydakid

    lol what, is this fan fiction? lol

  • http://jaylinorosco.com Jaylin

    Oh, DJ Khaled.. lmao this made me laugh!

  • CTG

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

  • n griffin

    could the writer of this article be anymore salty? get a life jealous ass faggot. fucking pathetic.

  • Confusion

    *calls writer salty*

    *says saltiest shit ever*

    y u mad?

  • Well$

    the fuck did i just read? lol…yall need to make a book or some shit…or like one of those trapped in the closet type joints…

  • http://mostlyjunkfood.com marc

    round of applause!!

    LISTENNNNNNNNN

  • Joyce

    n griffin just jealous because he didn’t get an invite

  • http://soundcloud.com/beyond_modern Marx – Beyond Modern

    I shed a multitude of thug tears crying laughing at Nicki Minaj trying to eat Drake’s abnormally sized cranium lmaoooo! The Khaled bungee scene was golden as well

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  • Chris

    this story brought to you by too much tree and too much time…best thing I’ve read all day tho haha

  • Buddy Blank

    I like this. More of this.

    If you guys ever need more rapper-fanfiction writers, lemme know.

  • LW

    needs more sweaters

  • Drake

    This is pure brilliance.

    Hopefully we’ll see this feature again!

  • bernie mac

    that wasn’t funny, that was a really elementary attempt at being humorous, as a blog updating on current events in hip hop indie culture please also be current with your wit. I expect more from this website, don’t listen to those above ^^^^^ even though they think they are “hip” they just swallow whatever is fed to them, but instead of top 40 they swallow whatever blogs like yours feeds.

  • Confusion

    ERGH. FUCK. I could swear our wit was “current.”

    You’re right, those others just think they are “hip.” Fuck that. They’ll eat anything u put in their mouths.

    Teach me new wit please.

    I can tell you know what you’re talking about because your Blog Commenter I.D. is “bernie mac” and your comment was absolutely LAUGH-OUT-LOUD hilarious.

    Thanks so much for your input!

  • CK

    A+++

    Also, I just wanted everyone to know, I THINK I’M “HIP”, WHICH I’M PRETTY SURE IS A WORD FROM THE 80′S, BUT I’LL SWALLOW WHATEVER IS FED TO ME (IS THIS MEANT TO BE SEXUAL?).

  • Bernie mac is dead

    my nigga bernie right. yo wit aint fuckin current

    shit nvm bernie fuckin dead. shit got me rotfl

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