Dear P&P readers,
We made something for you. It’s just a little token of our appreciation. Stare into 2 Chainz‘s shaded gaze as you listen to this.
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this is pretty great
the song’s great but i keep coming back the philosophical quandries of young tauheed. does he feel guilty for liking to fuck? and what kind of deranged fucking is he into? where does tity boy fall on the kinsey scale?
great photoshop. you are appreciated.
I’ve never been this uncomfortably aroused before.
I dig this, but what about a picture of Rick Ross that says, “I can’t find my dick, that’s a fuckin’ problem.”
Marc, you always ask the difficult questions. All I offer as evidence of deranged fucking: 2 Chainz has promised to take your girl, kidnap her, and feed her to his mattress. I’m not sure how that figures into all of this–whether he considers that a fuckin problem or not–but we’re trying to help him out. Hopefully the blue diamonds will do the trick.
It’s 2 Chainz Intellectual Quotient that’s the ‘fuckin’ problem.
dear jon –
what does he mean his girl has no stomach? gastric bypass surgery?
horrible cannon accident?