Karaoke isn't for everyone. If you're the quiet type, there's a good chance that you hate it, but there's also a good chance that at some point in your meek existence, you will end up with a mic in your hand while a drunken crowd cheers and demands to be entertained. You will need to be prepared for this. If you flop around like a fish out of water up there, you will be skewered. Now is not the time to dive in to your favorite Neutral Milk Hotel song or to show off that you know every word to that lyrically dense Aesop Rock track. Here's a little guide to help get you through the night like a champion.
To give you a sense of what you can expect from each of these songs, we've created a simple ranking system.
Easy = Rebecca Black (as in even Rebecca Black could pull this one off)
Medium = Kelly Clarkson (you don't need to be Aretha Franklin for this one, but you'd better make sure you've got a little range)
Hard = Whitney Houston (good luck...)