Watch a FOX News Reporter Rap in Response to Jay-Z


Please, no.

Let’s avoid the whole issue of taking shots at Jay-Z and Beyoncé. We’ll ignore that line about being “white like Casper.” We’ll just let that whole “funky fresh rhymes” line slip.

Technically, this is just embarrassing. Delivery is stuck in the ’80s, the flow is basic as fuck, timing is choppy, and the vocals are bland. Leave rap alone, Ms. Perino.

Well my name is Tiny-D, and I’m here to say
I bust funky-fresh rhymes in a major way
So I’m white like Casper, got a dog named Jasper
And if you don’t think Beyonce fears me, go ahead and ask her
So if you love Castro, stick with Jay-Z
But if you love your freedom, pick Day-P

  •!/PancakeMcKennz pancakemckennz

    On par with Debbie Harry’s verse on “Rapture”.

  • pjk

    HAHAHA! “Technically, this is just embarrassing.”

  • Pt Larsen

    It’s an insult to all white girls from Colorado is what it is. ;)

  • PRES10

    did she not realize how fkn dumb that was gonna be?

  • Jumi
  • Ash

    Wow straight fire

    Who would have thought Hov woul recipe two ethers in his lifetime?

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