Goddamn, Internet. The world wide web has a way of sucking you into black holes and dark corners. Like, you go to Google alternatives to ketchup and you find yourself, many hours later, reading conspiracy theories and listening to some violin cover of the Hungarian song that Kanye West sampled for “New Slaves.” You’ve peed yourself a little. The shower is running. There’s blood on the chair. Is this your blood? Are you bleeding? Whose cat is this? Why is the sink full of pills?
Well, whatever, this violin cover is very beautiful. Give it until at least the 1:15 mark. Thanks for the good times, Internet.