Things Lil Wayne Doesn’t Understand


By Confusion & Katie K.

Lil Wayne isn't afraid to go out on a limb. Whether it's with the sonic direction of his music, his outlandish fashion choices, or the way he chooses to live his life, he's always been a risk-taker. But when it comes to lyrics, sometimes Wayne's risks don't pay off. Instead of choosing his words carefully, the 30-year-old rapper/skater/father says whatever comes to his mind, and sometimes it becomes obvious that he actually has no idea what he's talking about.

Wayne may be an expert when it comes to getting money, but he's clueless about ovulation. Here are 11 things that Lil Wayne definitely doesn't understand.

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  • Lucas Ross

    Lol this is a classic post.

  • John Townsend

    Your are too critical. He is playing of words those that overstand can relate. In the hood” no brains” means you are crazy or retarded etc. You should cover country music.. Big Deuce, Suwoop

  • Jonny Chisem

    Another classic is “I took her to Milan, I speak a little French and hers is no better than mine”, Lil Wayne doesn’t understand that Milan is in Italy

  • Rob J Hyland Monks

    You could say Fenomenal?

  • TonyTooCool

    “i be seeing through these niggas like sequence” like its a fucking sequence. not “sequins.” did u even look up the lyrics before posting this bullshit. terrible writing

  • dude

    hes not saying all the snakes in the jungle are poisonous he is saying that he is in one that many flaws in this, you actually suck.

  • Khaled Fenech

    Lol don’t take it literally, most of them are just some word play, but still funny though

  • TonyTooCool

    “i’m from the jungle where the snakes is all poison”

    he’s a lyricist. a lyricist that plays on imagination. he made a statement as a play on imagination. of course there arent all poisonous snakes in a jungle but use your head before posting some quasi critical bullshit like this.

    he’s basically saying he comes from a very tough place. it’s a metaphor. and it’s imagination. use it.

  • Peter J

    Well in fact, snakes are not poisonous, they are venomous, so the entire thing is flawed from the start

  • Fuck lil wayne

    Not as bad as lil waynes. I mean shit if that troll nicki minaj thinks hes the best rapper alive then you know hes garbage.

  • Peter J

    It’s called satire, it’s humor, making fun of someone. You taking this seriously is as stupid as taking Lil Wayne’s lyrics seriously

  • Peter J

    You peple are taking this too seriously. You must love Lil Wayne to death to come on here and defend him. His lyrics are stupid, it’s nothing but a bunch of clever one liners, usually about getting head, smoking weed, or how much money he has. He used to be a talented lyricist, the codeine cough syrup took care of that. BUT, It’s called satire, it’s humor, making fun of someone. You taking this seriously is as stupid as taking Lil Wayne’s lyrics seriously

  • Shareff jahlil swint

    why do people care so much, it’s like if u don’t like, then don’t listen

  • Latest

    holy shit, I thought Lil Wayne fans didn’t exist anymore, question his lyrics and they come running out! I still can’t get over drake’s “if I was at the club, you know I balled…chemo”.

  • Peter J says “sequins”. says “sequins”. says “sequins”… So I have to ask, did YOU even look up the lyrics?!?! So fast to defend Weezy

  • Reasonable

    To those offended by this: Just a classic critique of an artist’s lyrics. Hop off the author and lighten up, just as he doesn’t have to listen to Weezy, you don’t have to read this.

  • PJ says “sequins”… where you get your “sequence” from? That’s just what you heard I guess

  • Guest

    You all are talking this article waaaay to seriously. Isn’t it obvious that it’s supposed to be humorous? Calm down. This is one thing YOU don’t understand.

  • Lucas Ross

    You all are taking this article waaaay to seriously. Isn’t it obvious that it’s supposed to be humorous? Calm down. This is one thing YOU don’t understand.

  • Chris

    Can you make the other lyrics make sense as well?

  • Oscar Vangstrup

    WTF… that line actuality makes a lot of sense if you use your brain but i guess you haven’t got one like weezy ;)

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  • Dj

    No your fucking dumb this is on here to be serious. But yall dumb as this entire post

  • cc byh

    And 90 percent of lyrics online are wrong and put on then copy pasted all day.

  • Koala

    This comment section’s like a group of kindergarteners yelling at each other to be quiet: everyone’s cautioning not to take the article seriously but no one’s taking it (the article) seriously. Oh shit, I’m contributing. Weltschmerz.

  • Jasmine

    Oh, the creativity and innovation that is Lil’ Wayne. You guys remember Grandmaster Flash? Run DMC? Public Enemy? You know, rappers that had actual MESSAGES and CONTENT to their lyrics. Yeah, unfortunately they’re a dead breed.

    It’s kind of disappointing to know that this is the kind of music that everyone raves about as being “good rap” especially since this guy admits that even he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I hope those of you who are defending him are just trying to be satirical and funny about it, because honestly, there’s nothing TO defend.

    Although I really like the song where he says “Weezy F. Baby.” Oh wait.

  • TonyTooCool


  • TrYouth

    It’s *too seriously. Not (to) there’s a difference. Ok, carry on with the disagreements. Lol (@TrYouths)

  • Yaheardme

    U never met a bald person that ha chemo? U dont kno all chemo patients go balled? Its clever, think a lil harder next time, yaheardme

  • Latest

    see that’s the thing, I am well aware of why he said it but none the less, it is still a terrible line. people think anything is clever nowadays, when what we need is substance in our music, something timeless…

  • mike_mike

    I’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed
    Through the pencil I leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind… that one actually makes sense. Catch-Up

  • Scotty

    Or in the Rich As Fuck video a white tiger is shown during the line: “eat that cat just like a lion” ….. …….. …………… cmon.

  • Steve

    these fuvcks onP&Ps obv took this way more serious than anyone else

  • Confusion

    No no not taking it seriously. Just jokes. It’s funny. Still a Wayne fan, just funny that he doesn’t get menstrual cycles, you know?

  • skyrmion

    I’m no lil wayne fan at all but this list is really bad. Cherrypicking and overanalyzing lyrics and taking them literally.

    “I’m from the jungle where the snakes is all poison”

    obviously not all snakes are venomous, but according to lil wayne he’s from a jungle full of deadly shit so he’s obviously hardcore

    it’s like the author has never listened to shitty rap before

  • Raelea2

    Wow to be loved so much that people take time out to create special places where they can say mean spirited things about you and actually think that they are above you in some way, like they have a higher moral compass, or even a higher standard of living. Answer this question you oh so intelligent mass of Dwayne M. Carter haters how often do you think Lil Wayne or anyone else that you people spend your precious time hating on goes on blogs and websites to display their disregard for somebody else? Or are they too busy living their lives and not giving a fuck.

  • erik

    but but but he’s swimming in the money
    go and find him

  • Kendall Walls

    I like clever one liners… lol I like better rap too but I don’t dislike wayne.

  • Kendall Walls

    “Your are too critical.” I stopped there.

  • prokaryote

    That’s the point of this article. It doesn’t make sense. Oh, and I’m pretty sure that seeing through someone like they’re a sequence doesn’t makes any sense either.

  • PigsAndPlans

    things prokaryote doesn’t understand about this article and its comments

  • TonyTooCool

    that actually does make sense if u use ur imagination.

  • Eukaryote

    Basically you’re making up for Wayne’s incredible lack of creativity in these lyrics – just these, NOT ALL OF THEM, so don’t try to tell me that I don’t think he’s creative or occasionally intelligent – by stretching of our own reality to fit the spewings of his drug-addled mind. Sure, that’s imaginative. 0123456789 see through that. Please don’t comment here until a) you acquire common sense, because I actually enjoy this blog, and 2) you learn English so you can actually critique the people who write this blog. I apologize if you’re not a native speaker (which rather appears to be the case), but your incredible deficiency in proofreading and grammatical capabilities cast you as an imbecile right away. Go listen to music where the artists actually plan the majority of what they say beforehand if you wish to use your imagination.

  • eukaryote

    Fortunately for me, I am able to comprehend them. I wouldn’t continue to lash out at your intelligent readers who are trying to support your case in favor of the ones that are attempting to deride your articles or you might force the IQ level of the average commenter on your Wayne posts to drop by fifty points.
    Boot me. I’m multicellular now.

  • TonyTooCool

    why dont u suck a fat cock and then lick a dogs asshole and get burnt with fire until the point that u realize that your argument is invalid and u are literally a burning piece of shit

  • PigsAndPlans

    no u

  • PigsAndPlans

    hahah oh oh oh i see what you’re saying now my bad. SORRY i’m not used to commenters defending us! You are appreciated.

  • PigsAndPlans

    this is not a serious post

  • TonyTooCool

    nah after u

  • ONMY88SHiT

    Menstruation is still not a venereal disease though. Catch up.

  • stinkypoodle

    When you have put out more music than any other musician…..EVER, you might start having to stretch your metaphors and similes a bit. Wayne is extremely creative in his own way and if you can’t admit that tell me how many millions of fans you have.

  • Bucky Henry

    i like wayne, hes fell off in recent years but half the lines here are do make sense in context and when not taking words as their literal meanings.

  • Sophie Rouge

    Lil Wayne’s fans are just as illiterate and dumbfounded as he is. You know they say “Great minds think alike” as well as not so great ones. You’d have to be high as Shit to “overstand” his obvious lack of basic knowledge.

  • tahir

    No it makes sense. Im a venereal disease is a line on its own. Then he continues that just like in menstrual bleeds, he bleeds through the pencil which is his lyrics but he doesn’t write , so he writes them in his mind

  • lol

    Alot of his shit is sarcasm..

  • SentinelOptimusCunt

    Lil wayne, that Finook nigga been getting plowed anally from Birdman since his existence. Listen to some real shit you faggot ass lil wayne followers

  • DontBroMeBro

    I don;t which is worse the lyrical issues here or the fact that this story was ever written! wasted 10 min of life! Slow day at pigeons and planes I guess.

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