Songs That Will Make You Grow a Beard

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Are you that guy that can't grow a beard? Do you try and try but you just end up with some patchy scruff, looking like you glued clumps of pubes to your damn face? Instead of manly, coarse hairs do you just yield a bunch of fine arm hair-looking shit on your chin? It's a struggle, we understand. We're here to help. The key to growing a good beard and looking like a fine young beast is a combination of hard liquor, raw meat, and the right music. We can't help you with liquor or meat, but we can point you in the right direction of beard-making music. Man up. Grow a beard.

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  • LONG TIME FAN

    Con, your a freaking comical genius. Keep it up brotha. We really out here

  • Basil

    “Drunken Moon” by The Brothers Grimm and the Blue Murders. Just seeing a picture of the singer makes me proud to sport a hairy chin.