Today, Yoko Ono confessed to the Huffington Post that were her late husband John Lennon still alive he’d totally be down for Twitter, and that made us envision a horrible scenario. For imagination’s sake, suppose John Lennon was still kickin’ at 73 on @JohnLennon, and suppose he glanced through the Beatles hashtag from time to time, or even *gulp* searched his own name. The shit show of Beatles ignorance that follows would probably kill him anyway. You’re not missing anything, John. Rest easy.