GWAR Reads A Very NSFW Version of “Goodnight Moon” and It’s Perfect

Bedtime can be a real headache for parents. Kids never want to go to sleep, they always want “one more book” or “one more snack,” and right when you think they’re asleep you hear a quiet yell calling out your name, asking if they can have “just a quick sip of water.” It’s nights like those that you just wish some alien rockstar could just come and scare the shit out of them with a terrifying version of a classic childhood bedtime story, like Goodnight Moon. Oh wait, what? The people at Loudwire recorded a video of this exact idea? Well damn.

Outfitted in his full get-up, GWAR front-man Oderus Urungus delivered his own obscenity-laced version of the story for the site, adding details about how Apollo 13 never happened, how stockings were actually “condoms drying,” and how he was born into an intergalactic arena. It’s outrageously twisted, NSFW, and totally hilarious. Ah, now don’t we all feel a little more relaxed? Sweet dreams.