Gift Your Loved Ones With These Rap-Themed Valentine’s Day Cards

PSA: Valentine’s Day is in exactly 13 days. That’s less than two weeks. And it almost goes without saying that some of you have probably been scolded, or given the cold shoulder, or worse—broken up with, for forgetting this “holiday.” No matter how much you try to deny its validity, ignoring it will only give you more problems.

Even if you don’t have a significant other to eagerly please, and you’re just looking for the right way to say “Hey, you make me feel funny in all the right places,” or “I really just wanna bang you,” Instagrandmaw has the answer for you. Let her rap-themed Valentine’s Day cards make the perfect romantic statement on your behalf. Naturally, there are Drake cards for sale as well.

Take heed, though: that last card in the gallery above should be carefully gifted, and only after careful consideration. Or, you know, you can at the very least weed out the ones who can’t take a joke.

Purchase these heart-felt gems at Instagrandmaw’s Etsy page.

(Complex)