Ahh, DMX. You never know when he’ll pop up in the day’s news. Maybe he’ll be riding a slingshot at an amusement park, growling and yelling in fear.
Ooh, ooh, hurry up before I change my mind. – DMX
Or maybe he’ll be:
– Using Google for the first time.
– Planning to fight George Zimmerman.
– Going on Dr. Phil.
– Singing “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.”
– Getting deep on Iyanla: Fix My Life.
– Riding a horse like a goddamn king.
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