Pusha T: (laughing hard) Really funny bro, really funny.
Kanye sets down his glass of Hennessy and turns to Pusha, the table gets quiet.
Kanye: What do you mean, I'm funny?
Pusha T: You just funny, you know, the story. It's funny. You a funny guy, Ye.
Kanye: What do you mean? Like, the way I talk? What? Please elaborate.
The table gets uncomfortable. Big Sean starts to mutter "Oh God!" under his breath quietly.
Pusha T: It's just, you know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything man, shit I don't know...
Kanye: (loudly) Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Common: (worried) Kanye, no, you got it all wrong my man ...
Kanye: Whoa, whoa Common! He a grown ass man, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Pusha T: Just you know you funny Yeezy, that's all I swear, that's all.
Kanye: You mean, let me understand this ... 'cause I ... maybe it's me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Pusha T: Look Ye, I didn't mean to offend you; I don't even know just ... you know, how you tell the story. What?
A waiter approaches and asks if they were ready to order. Cudi makes a fish filet joke, but now was not the time. Now was definitely not the fucking time.
Kanye: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
A long silence ensues while everyone nervously stares at each other.
Pusha T: (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here bro! God damn, you had me scared as a muthafucka!
Everyone at the table starts laughing, realizing Kanye was joking the whole time. Everyone's relieved. Cudi tries telling his fish filet joke again but the moment has passed.
Kanye: I almost had him! I almost had him! You was so scared! Cudi, was he shaking? Oh my lord, Yeezy did it again!