Eazy-E - “Merry Muthaphuckkin’ Christmas”
If a line had to be drawn somewhere, this would be it. Eazy-E has complete disregard for any preconception about what a Christmas song should be. The lyrics are the textbook definition of raunchy. Then again, if you're looking to Eazy-E for your Christmas listening, you probably aren't expecting "Silent Night." If you were, God bless your misguided soul.
Dashing through the snow, in a candy red top ‘64 Over the hills I go, laughing at this ho Nuts on her chin ring, making me feel right Oh what fun it is to know, that I’m gonna get the pussy tonight