Happy Valentine’s Day, lovers. We thought long and hard about what to get you. We thought maybe you’d like a mix of songs to have sex, then we realized we did that last year. We thought about looking at the most sexual hits in Top 40 history, but realized those Complex bastards already did it. Then we thought maybe we’ll just get you a cute card and tell you how much we care about you, but our friends told us that was cheap and that we could do better.
So, we decided to give you some good old classic face swaps. And you thought we couldn’t be romantic? *Slips into silk robe, jumps into bed and spreads legs, pulls muscle in upper thigh and screams/farts at the same time*
Happy Valentine’s Day. Love you.