Fatlip - "Today's Your Day"
Best used: On your birthday.
If God hates you and you do have to wake up at an early hour on your birthday, then this Fatlip joint really ought to soundtrack it. If you ignore the crack references, the song could be taken as an instructional manual for any good birthday:
What I'm gon' do? You know get me a six and fresh kicks, pickin’ up chicks.
Those three things are excellent activities to do on one’s birthday but if you're lucky enough to be sitting on piles of cash, then Fatlip has different advice:
Sip booze on a seven-day cruise in Louis Vuitton shoes.