Yesterday, when Coachella released their lineup, our immediate thought at Pigeons & Planes was, “How can we make fun of this?” Our first thought was Brochella, but we soon realized that it had already been done. So we went back to the drawing board and started throwing out more ideas. They ranged from the hilarious to the ridiculous, but we ended up settling on 10. See our Coachella alternatives below.
Blowchella, Death Rowchella, and Metro Boomin Want Some Mochella