If my washing machine did this instead of making the lame clunking sound that it does now, I would not be mad. This washing machine is intense – I think it may be calling for some kind of sacrifice.

On second thought, it’s probably better that my washing machine does not do this because obviously I am not stable. If my washing machine did this I’d probably form some kind of tribe, have fires in my apartment every time I did laundry, and offer the machine dead things (starting with my goldfish) until it seemed content. Thanks to Alex for sending this over!

Of course, as with all things YouTube, this has been given multiple remix treatments. Check out the heavy metal version after the jump…