Alright. I know everyone feels differently about Valentine’s Day, so I’m gonna try to cover a few of the bases.

If you’re overemotional/been through some shit, but you still think you’re the shit.

Kanye West – Heartless

If Valentine’s Day makes you horny.

Ben Harper – Sexual Healing (Marvin Gaye cover)

If you’re a girl and you’ll take anyone as your Valentine.

Chester French – She Loves Everybody

If you’re single and happy about that.

Treal – I Am Not Locked Down

If your Valentine is going to be working a pole tonight. (A metal one)

Wyclef – Stripper Song

If you’ve been chilling so hard you forgot it was Valentine’s Day.

Evidence – Hits From The Bong 2008

If, no matter how cliche it is, you think of the person you love whenever you hear this song.

Etta James – At Last