I know this doesn’t belong on a music blog, but I invested two hours of my time watching this fuckery so I feel like I need to use it for something. Above is the 2010 Miss America, the representative from VA.
I don’t know why I watched this. I feel like there’s something naturally shallow about me that enjoys judging a bunch of women based solely on their looks, because admit it, their personalities don’t really shine while they robotically answer questions about global warming, sing opera (I swear there must be 10 women in America who sing opera and they were all contenders), and strut around in bikinis. I was disappointed because early in the battle for the crown I became very strongly attached to Miss Oregon. Check her out below.