Jets lost. Rats! I got so mad that I stood on top of my couch and spiked my computer, so I decided to see if this fucking machine still blogs. Here are some songs that recently tried on new clothes and danced in front of a warped mirror until their noses bled. Congratulations to the Colts fans. Email me and I’ll send you a free virus.

Vampire Weekend – Horchata (Christian TV Remix) | YouSendIt

The xx – Crystalised (Rory Phillips Remix) | YouSendIt

The Antlers – Two (Buffetlibre Remix) | YouSendIt

Little Dragon – Blinking Pigs (1-O.A.K God Made Me Funky Remix) | YouSendIt

Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce – Telephone (Crookers Remix) | YouSendIt