Word on the web is that this (just like every other new Dr.Dre song) is the first single off Detox. Detox? I’d be more likely to believe in a picture of Santa Claus riding  Sasquatch. Detox is an album that was slated for release over half a decade ago with false alarms every few months. At this point, Detox is that kid that your friend’s cousin knew, who took too much acid and ended up cutting his hands off because he thought they were spiders. Detox is a frozen Walt Disney. Detox is Bloody Mary and the Vanishing Hitchhiker.

If this is the first single, with Akon singing about the “bomb bomb diggy” or whatever he says, color me disappointed. But for some reason, I just don’t buy it. Then again, until I hear an official word, I won’t be believing anything I hear about Detox. But seriously, it’s supposed to drop in December, which also happens to be the expected month of my marriage to Lykke Li.


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