Raise your hand if you ever thought you would see a track or video here on P&P featuring Michael Bolton.  Anyone?  No?  Bueller?  Whatever, it’s all good because this shit is jokes.  Andy Samberg and crew debuted this video last night as a new SNL Digital Short.  It features the aforementioned M.Bolton belting out a “big, sexy hook” while dressed in drag and various other costumes.  This is the comedic cherry for your Mother’s Day sundae.

The Lonely Island’s new album, Turtleneck & Chain, drops everywhere in the US this Tuesday, May 10th.  Hit the jump to watch the video, laugh and repeat.