There comes a point in every non-rapper’s life when he/she suddenly thinks of the perfect rap name. There are basically two parts to life: before you discover your rap name and after. Once you discover this name, the world around you seems smaller, less significant. Like, now you’ve got your rap name, you start littering more and drinking out of the carton. You stare people down more often and you don’t really get surprised anymore. It’s a cold world, but you embrace it. It’s empowering.
Here are 45 people who discovered their rap name. Congratulations, guys. Welcome.