Reason #1,204 that John Darnielle is the best: he did this.

Justin Bieber has been going through a lot lately. It’s a complicated situation. Sure, the kid has it all and it’s like, “C’mon Bieber, handle yourself.” At the same time, Bieber’s been in the spotlight since he was a kid, and now he’s at that age when a young man wants to smoke some drugs and act tough, and can you blame him? He is looking more muscular, so it’s only natural that he’ll want to flex.

John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats wrote a song for us all on how to handle young Bieber’s situation, and it’s perfect. The message is simple: you don’t have to leave Justin alone, but don’t be an asshole.