Consumate hit-maker and lover of the overtly sexual¬†R. Kelly¬†was in the Rolling Stone offices recently, and was asked to make sexy songs out of random topics like dolphins, ice hockey, and Italian hero sandwiches. Sound difficult? Not for R. Kelly, who made up a couple of oh-so-smooth, hilarious, instant classics on the spot. I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a song called “Sex Dolphin?”

Watch the video above.

(Rolling Stone)