Yesterday, police raided Justin Bieber’s house after an incident last week in which the singer allegedly egged a neighbor’s house. According to TMZ, the LAPD served the 19-year-old with a search warrant for anything relating to the dubious egg-throwing, which frankly doesn’t make any fucking sense because besides the eggs that were thrown, what other kind of evidence is involved with egging someone’s house? Maybe like a plan of action scribbled down on a Taco Bell wrapper? I don’t know, at this point I’m exhausted by Bieber’s life but he keeps popping up, so here we are.
Anyways, during the raid, police found what they now believe is molly belonging to Justin’s close friend Lil Za and Za was consequently arrested yesterday morning for drug possession. This whole ordeal obviously sparked a lot of reaction from the Twitter community, but out of the sea of those making jokes about pretty much anything having to do with this, an unlikely voice emerged: El-P. The rapper Tweeted his disapproval for the need to use law enforcement for something as stupid as egging someone’s house; and while his point is understandable, many young Beliebers looking for a voice of reason took this mistakenly as the rapper defending Bieber. How they found El, no one knows but once they did they followed, retweeted, and praised. In droves. The result was hours of El-P hilariously dealing with Beliebers in a way only El-P could. So turn on Cancer 4 Cure and enjoy.