The concept of having someone turn absurd Tinder profiles (a unending source of inspiration) into songs is funny enough on its own—what isn’t better sung? But have Jamie Foxx, apparently the low-key dorkiest dude around, do it, and you’ve got magic.

On Thursday night’s Kimmel (April 16), Foxx took to the stage and turned some random dude’s attempts to get laid into a bonafide cabaret. From rock anthems to tender ballads, Foxx has you covered (obviously all by candlelight, because romance). Check out the video above.