Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Viper is a Struggle Rapper Who Released 333 Albums This Year

This morning I received a text from my friend that read: “New viper. *fire emoji x 5*” with an attached image of one of Viper’s latest releases, I’m Better Than U 2. For the uninitiated, Viper... Read more »

Christmas Cards by Plies

The holidays are here and ’tis the season to give thanks for your blessings and spread joy to your loved ones. Finding the right gifts for friends and family can get frustrating, so we’re very lucky... Read more »

Drafted Tweets From Jaden Smith, Grimes, and Kanye West

We’ve all been there. Sometimes a thought hits you and before you have a minute to think it over, you’re running to your phone or computer anxious to share your genius idea with all of your... Read more »

15 Covers of Rap Songs That Will Make You Cringe

There are a lot of great cover songs on YouTube; there are also a lot of terrible ones. We have pulled together the worst of the worst for these 15 Covers of Rap Songs That Will... Read more »

The Annual Pigeons & Planes Thanksgiving Dinner

Every year, we have a very exclusive Pigeons & Planes Thanksgiving dinner party. We invite different artists that we think would make for an interesting time, and we ask them all to bring something to the... Read more »

An Interview with North West

As I make my way through the gigantic house, on my way to have a sit down interview with North West, all I can think is, “Damn, this is weird.” Why is this happening? What adults are... Read more »

The Most Ridiculous Music-Related wikiHow How-To Guides

Searching specific how-to’s on the internet is something many of us do pretty regularly. Whether you need to know how to baste the Thanksgiving turkey or unlock an iPhone, wikiHow—a website that anyone can edit—is one of... Read more »

10 Times Rappers Failed at Math

Rappers like counting money, boasting about money, and boasting about how much money they're counting, but sometimes their math goes a little bit wrong. From Rick Ross and Jay Z to Canibus and Lil' Kim, here... Read more »

We Made Starter Packs For Your Favorite Artists

The internet, amirite?! If you spend all day on Twitter, hoping famous rappers will reply to your tweets like we do, you will have seen the “starter pack” meme.* Like most memes, it’s both dumb and occasionally... Read more »

10 Rappers Hoping to Get Famous on Instagram

Let's face it: the struggle is all too real when it comes to getting noticed as an independent young artist. Everybody is a rapper these days, it seems, and these 15 artists are only a tiny... Read more »

If You Google “Twitter Rant,” Kanye West’s Twitter Account is the First Result

We stumbled upon this Google gem today and couldn’t help but share it. If you Google “twitter rant,” Kanye West’s official Twitter page is the first result. It makes sense—Kanye’s Twitter rants are beautiful. That is all.... Read more »

10 Awesome Music Apps We Wish Existed

Even with the hundreds of applications available to be downloaded onto your phone right at this moment, it’s not uncommon to find yourself wishing there was an app to help you do whatever frustrating task you’re... Read more »

An Open Letter to Modern Music, From YouTube Commenters

Dear Illuminati, I am writing you on behalf of the Youtube Comment Commission. We’ve noticed a few troubling trends in the modern music industry that we would like to bring to your attention. First and foremost,... Read more »

10 Signs You’re Getting Old

Getting older sucks. One minute you're out dancing all night, taking shots, listening to obnoxiously loud music, and next thing you know, you're getting an email from Netflix like, "Congrats! You've watched our entire catalog. Get... Read more »

A Drunken Review of Taylor Swift’s New Album

For some reason Confusion agreed to let me get drunk and review the new Taylor Swift album. So after work on Wednesday, I went to the store and bought a bottle of rum, Oreos, and 1989. I... Read more »