When you’re a rock star, the thing that we call “real life” doesn’t really exist. While the rest of us are sitting around on Facebook uploading pictures of ourselves planking and trying to Google “planking” to see if it’s still cool or not, rock stars are living an entirely different life filled with beautiful overindulgence and reckless abandon of the restrictions that hold us commoners back from being truly great.

Being a rock star is the best job. Proof is below.