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    G.O.O.D. fellas

    Pusha T: (laughing hard) Really funny bro, really funny.

    Kanye sets down his glass of Hennessy and turns to Pusha, the table gets quiet.

    Kanye: What do you mean, I'm funny?

    Pusha T: You just funny, you know, the story. It's funny. You a funny guy, Ye.

    Kanye: What do you mean? Like, the way I talk? What? Please elaborate.

    The table gets uncomfortable. Big Sean starts to mutter "Oh God!" under his breath quietly.

    Pusha T: It's just, you know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything man, shit I don't know...

    Kanye: (loudly) Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?

    Common: (worried) Kanye, no, you got it all wrong my man ...

    Kanye: Whoa, whoa Common! He a grown ass man, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?

    Pusha T: Just you know you funny Yeezy, that's all I swear, that's all.

    Kanye: You mean, let me understand this ... 'cause I ... maybe it's me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

    Pusha T: Look Ye, I didn't mean to offend you; I don't even know just ... you know, how you tell the story. What?

    A waiter approaches and asks if they were ready to order. Cudi makes a fish filet joke, but now was not the time. Now was definitely not the fucking time.

    Kanye: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?

    A long silence ensues while everyone nervously stares at each other.

    Pusha T: (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here bro! God damn, you had me scared as a muthafucka!

    Everyone at the table starts laughing, realizing Kanye was joking the whole time. Everyone's relieved. Cudi tries telling his fish filet joke again but the moment has passed.

    Kanye: I almost had him! I almost had him! You was so scared! Cudi, was he shaking? Oh my lord, Yeezy did it again!