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    I will delete your emails without hesitation.

    Khal's Confession:

    I've been blogging for a while. Well, I've used the term "blogger" for myself since 2006. And I've amassed a shitload of emails. I actually operate over 10 separate emails in my "main" Gmail inbox, and have an absolute disdain for ridiculous press emails.

    I, khal, delete the fuck out of emails that bother me.

    See, you can almost tell when someone is trying to scam you—the obvious ones are when someone has a "new" freestyle that's "produced" by deceased artists like J Dilla. Like, really? And you can be the dopest MC in your neck of the woods, but doing that rubs me the wrong way.

    I also DELETE ANY SUBJECT LINES THAT ARE TYPED IN CAPS. DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING ANNOYING THIS IS? IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME LIKE YOU WOULD YOUR OLD, DEAF GRANDPARENT. AM I YOUR POP-POP? IF I AM, CAN YOU FETCH ME THE REMOTE?

    Another pet peeve is when someone sends a blanket email and forgets to change the information to cater to my particular site. Sure, I mess with 2DopeBoyz just like everyone else, but I don't write for them. Don't say "I'd really like to get my music on 2DBz" when addressing me, because my immediate thought is, "Well, fucking email them, then."

    I will delete the fuck out of your email and not even care.

    I will not even hesitate to erase your attempts from my inbox, do you understand me? So if your plan is to try and "trick" me into posting your music, hear my confession.