Not Yoko Ono
Twitter Handle: @yokohnono Number Of Followers: 4,268
It took me a long time to accept that this was actually NOT Yoko Ono. Right, I know it says "not Yoko Ono" but this is exactly what I imagine goes through her head.
Carry a picture of your wallet inside your wallet.
— Not Yoko Ono (@yokohnono) May 29, 2012
If you stand far enough away from a city, it looks like you can pick it up and keep it in your hat, you can't though. An afternoon wasted.
— Not Yoko Ono (@yokohnono) May 12, 2012
Imagine that clouds are floating piñatas, what would they be full of? Yes. A jockey's tears, but why is he so sad?
— Not Yoko Ono (@yokohnono) February 26, 2012
A squirrel on a skateboard is still only a squirrel, on a skateboard.
— Not Yoko Ono (@yokohnono) February 23, 2012