Back when we found out that Cash Money signed Limp Bizkit, we were left scratching our heads. But Birdman is a smart, very successful man. Maybe he knew something we didn't know. Maybe he saw something we didn't see. Maybe this was part of some elaborate plan to make money in ways we will never understand.
Then yesterday, Birdman confirmed that Cash Money's latest signee is Paris Hilton. What is going on here? We can't even pretend to get it, but we can take some educated guesses as to who Cash Money will sign next.