Diplo - Used Car Salesman
Diplo is one of those dudes who could get away with murder. He's not shy about being an ass. In fact, he's well aware that he's an ass. He's one of those guys who would give you a back-handed compliment, and you wouldn't even realize it because he's got that mischievous smirk on. You also know he's probably done some things that no one should be proud of, so he's a bit greasy, but dammit is he ever charming. It's true, guys: Diplo could probably convince you of and sell you anything.