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    Drake - High School Psychologist

    To listen to Drake is to get in touch with the psyche of the Twitter generation, an ever-flowing stream of status updates, relationship problems, humblebrags, regular brags, outlandish brags, aspirations, and fears. Since Drake—or Champagne Papi, PHD, if you will—is so in touch with his own thoughts and feelings, we imagine he'd also be pretty good at diagnosing the conditions of others and helping them work through their problems one late night text at a time. The only concern: Drake might start spilling his guts mid-consultation. At very least there would be a lot of champagne.

    ARE WE DRAKE'S FAKEST FRIEND?

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