Fiona Apple - Crisis Center Counselor
When you've reached the end of your rope, chances are you might be prone to dangerous outbursts and violent spasms. It's good to have someone to talk you down, set you straight with some no-bullshit-real-talk. Enter Fiona Apple. She's a woman who chooses her words carefully, evidenced by the nearly decade-long hiatus that preceded last year's Idler Wheel... It's tough to hear the truth when you've been through hell, but if anybody's going to straighten out a soul wracked with trauma, I'd want it to be Fiona. She can out-depress anyone.