Gucci Mane - Mall Santa
It's the belly, the odd laughter, and the occasional song like "Weird" that makes his love for Christmas clear: Gucci Mane would make a spectacular Santa Claus. Whether buying kids an assortment of icy gifts or delivering Santa's trademark "ho ho ho" in his signature southern drawl, Gucci would put a welcome spin on the tired tradition of the wish-taking mall Santa Claus. And, as his belly grows, so too does his appropriateness as a new candidate for the man from the north pole. Now all that's missing is a more impressive beard.