When it's all said and done, these are minor hindrances in the great game of festival exploration. In most cases, the solution is simply to walk away. In the case of the porta-potties, you could always dig a hole, then you walk away. Point being, if you start cracking down on people for being annoying, you're probably getting put in the crosshairs at one point or another. These weekends are made so that people can get away from straitjacket jobs, 9-5s where every minute of your day is planned out and your decibel output can't break 35. So yes, music festivals, there's a lot to hate about you. But there's a whole lot more to love.