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    Dudes with whistles

    The interesting thing about you, whistler, is you are never the drunkest person in the crowd. You just found yourself a whistle, and... something happened. It became a souvenir for the festival, a symbol of your whole experience. You are going to be the whistler. Everyone will know your name when they hear a shrill, totally unnecessary shrieking blast of noise. You are going to whistle along to the beat of every song you hear, in every crowd, and everyone will love you for it. And your friends will think it's funnier every time you let loose a new screech. Maybe you should bring it back home with you, take it into the office. The bros will love it. Everyone will love it.