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    Talkers

    Who doesn't love friends? They're great. Friends make you feel a little less alone in the world, provide you with emotional support, and get you out of the house to go to great things... like music festivals. But a lot of people go to music festivals to see and hear the music. And if you really didn't have enough time to talk loudly to your buddies in the car, in the tent, on the way to festival, then at least do it in the porta-potty lines. Or anywhere else. Sure, asking for complete silence during a set seems totally ridiculous, but there's nothing worse than getting down to some funky-ass jams and being interrupted by a story about how awesome some bro's burrito was.