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    7. Fred Durst "oozes power"

    This book can get incredibly depressing and call into question the very core of how the music industry functions, but there are still moments that are just too goofy not to laugh at. One of these is when Steffans describes power as oozing from Fred Durst’s pores. Okay. Another is when Fred Durst tells her, “make me cum and I’ll marry you.” Okay again. In fact, most of them have to do with Fred Durst being as ridiculous as you always thought he was, and yet Steffans being totally charmed by it. I guess that’s why we all loved Limp Bizkit... I mean, what?