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    Lil Wayne

    Album name: I Am Not a Christmas Elf, Pt. I and II

    Lil Wayne is about to get a new whip this holiday season, and it's called the Lil Saint Nick. Making a song like "Rich As Fuck" might not signal the generosity and benevolence that is supposed to characterize the holiday season, but let's not be so quick to make Wayne out to be a Grinch. I Am Not a Christmas Elf would find the YMCMB rapper trading in his red bandana for an elf hat, and stamping all your favorite holiday hits with his gleeful, trademark yelps and cracking moans. And, because it's a time of giving, we've decided to forgive Weezy for playing some guitar on one of the cuts. Just one, though. We're generous. Not crazy.

    Sample lyric:

    Cummin' down the chimney, like ol' Saint Nick/Gimme that pussy, take this Christmas dick