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    Caribou - "Leave House"

    Best used: When abandoning a regrettable sexual partner.

    Caribou's lyrics to this haunting dance track seem to be about him urging a girl to leave his house. If you've woken up next to someone who, had you been sober, you’d have never gone to bed with, chances are you're torn between running the fuck away and awkwardly hanging around out of politeness. Caribou's "Leave House," and its helpfully repetitive chorus, makes leaving the house seem like an urgent, vital necessity. Listening to it will totally undermine any inclinations to be awkwardly polite and instead force you to ignore common decency and leave the fucking house. By the time the second chorus comes around you'll be on that shameful bus ride home.